Before he hooked up with Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston — and even before Thelma — Brad Pitt attended Kickapoo High School in Springfield, Missouri. (Yes, Kickapoo. And no, I’m sure they haven’t ever imagined whatever little Beavis & Butthead moment just came to mind.)

Okay, the hair is pretty bad — but the center part with the feathered ‘do was all that back in 1982.

She was Tara Cole on Leverage and Ronnie Cooke on Boston Public, and now plays Dr Kate Murphy on Body of Proof… but to legions of fans, Jeri Ryan will be best remembered for her role on Star Trek: Voyager as Seven of Nine:

But long before the skintight spandex of the 24th century, and before she was married for eight years to politician Jack Ryan, she was Jeri Zimmermann — a pretty 1986 graduate of Lone Oak High School in Paducah, Kentucky:

“The comedy writes itself” is a phrase lazy writers use to introduce comedy that’s better than anything they can write.  Here though… I mean really…

So what did the ex-Two and a Half Men star look like before his parade of “goddesses” and the two briefcase a day habit?

After a while I really get the urge to be lazy with these and write “(X) needs no introduction” — but really, I could say that about just about everyone on this site.

For really reals though, if you are unfamiliar with Beyoncé Knowles (or just Beyoncé, since Prince made that whole one name thing cool), well, I’d like to know what rock you’ve been hiding under since 2000 or so, since I’d like to book my next vacation there.  It’s obviously very peaceful and devoid of mainstream media…

Of course, she wasn’t always the dazzling diva we see here today…

OK, you all know this guy.  When he’s not kicking a ball around some grass and getting paid the GDP of Luxembourg to do it, he’s busy being insanely good looking and going home to the former Posh Spice.  We’re speaking, of course, of David Beckham.

Now, long before women wanted him and men wanted to be him, his hair might have been, well…  well.  But those cheekbones sure haven’t changed.