John Mayer in the Real World

While John Mayer was a pretty cute kid in elementary school…

… there’s no way — no way — that anyone would have imagined that the high school senior shown below would end up dating the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson (among many others). Or have a chart-topping recording career.

Now you know the mindset that produced lyrics like this bit from John Mayer’s song “No Such Thing“:

I just can’t wait ’til my 10-year reunion
I’m gonna bust down the double doors
And when I stand on these tables before you
You will know what all this time was for