Sex & the City star Sarah Jessica Parker ended up living the dream of almost every girl’s growing up in the ’80s: she got famous, she got rich, and she married Ferris Bueller himself, Matthew Broderick.

Here’s the modern-day SJP on the cover of Marie Claire in 2010:

As you can see from this photo of Sarah Jessica from when she was about 9 years old, she is still very recognizable!

Yes, quite possibly the greatest comeback story in the history of actors falling off the radar, and I choose to open with a joke from his “forgotten” period. Deal with it.

John Travolta has wowed us in everything from Saturday Night Fever to Pulp Fiction to Old Dogs.  (OK, so he wowed us in the last one because it was so bad. Shut up.)

Normally this is where I’d segue into the clever joke I set up in the title, but I’m not going to bother this time –because if you can’t see this one coming, you need to call your optometrist.

Not so much a scary Santa — but here’s a super cute (and quite confused) baby with the Claus man:

Thanks to proud dad robwest